Energy: New battery technologies
New battery technologies will only get better, fortunately.
Climate: Must limit international travel, make carbon passports mandatory
Must make carbon passports mandatory in order to limit international travel.
Climate: What Experts Say We Must Do
Have collected together the proposals of what we are to do about climate change. Banning all dogs and cats will be broadly supported. Not.
Climate: Luxury private jet service available for climate conference attendees
The only way to attend a climate conference is to travel in luxury on a private jet. Every time.
Climate: A Thanksgiving family visit is shameful
Per Time Magazine, traveling even a few miles for a Thanksgiving family get together will leave a massive carbon footprint. Shame on you!
Environment, health: Air pollution kills up to 7 million people
Nearly half of estimated air pollution deaths are due to indoor wood and charcoal cooking fires and stoves.
Climate: Must ban having kids
Climate porn: "The Morality of Having Kids in a Burning, Drowning World "
Climate: Will cause the end of Thanksgiving, says ABC
Climate change will kill off Thanksgiving. Of course. Also, CNBC has ended their dedicated climate reporting team.