I asked Grok AI to write a story in the style of Business Insider
I asked Grok AI to write a story in the style of a Business Insider "I moved abroad" content mill stuff. Grok nailed it.
Climate: To stop climate change, we must ban pet dogs and cats
The Science is clear: We must ban pet dogs and cats as they are bad for the climate and the environment.
Climate: We must go to WW2 rationing
You will be limited as to how much food, meat and gasoline you can purchase each month. Elite technocratic experts will decide for you how you can live your lives.
Climate: To save the climate, we must adopt global communism
The way to solve the climate crisis is to turn all decision making over to elite technocratic experts who are smarter than everyone else. Trust Science.
Demographics: If a fertility rate decline is a problem, we should adopt global communism (says expert)
The solution is global government regulation and "redistribution", say experts.
Climate, Education: We must revert to a degrowth, socialist utopia
We must grow academic programs in degrowth to achieve degrowth. Or something.
Climate: Really? “Climate change may incite aliens to destroy humanity”
Aliens will destroy us because climate change. It's Just Science.
Climate: Believing in “innovation” means you are a climate denialist
Expert in Renaissance Literature says there can be no skepticism about any aspect of climate theories. It's Just Science. Believing in innovation is a form of denialism.
AI: Chat GPT 5 will have “Ph.D.” level intelligence
Chat GPT-5 will be able to hyperfocus on one obscure topic for years, producing scary predictions while engaging in plagiarism. Sounds great!
Public health, media: “Surge” in use of “surge” in media headlines
Run in fear, it's time once again for "surge" - and soon, "superspreader" events. We must shut everything down. It's Just Science.
Climate: Obviously, we need to stop eating meat and eat like “Cavemen”
One study, at one location, in Morocco, concludes ancient peoples ate more plants than originally believed. Therefore, we don't need to eat meat, of course.
Economy: If only we were more like Europe, we would be better off…
Or maybe not, by one important measure.
Climate: We must throw confetti and shut museums to save the climate
Eco-activists throw black confetti in Science Museum protest. It’s Just Science.
Public health: Sounds like a public health success story
It may have ruined kids' education but at least it didn't stop the spread of Covid!