Education: Competency-based certification now “in”
Skill certifications based on what you already know and can do - rather than a college degree - is now called competency-based education.
Climate: Good to know – Being dead will reduce carbon dioxide in the atmosphere
"But can we help reduce global warming by dying? Probably."
Environment: We must ban microwave ovens or at least anything with plastic
You just knew this was coming, didn’t you? Our “just pop it in the microwave” mentality is unleashing hordes of tiny plastic particles — more than 2 billion nanoplastics and…
Climate: To stop climate change, we must vandalize public universities
We must vandalize universities to stop climate change. That's how The Science works!
Climate: California to ban diesel locomotives after 2029
California to ban diesel locomotives starting in 2030-2035. Unclear how replacement tech will be available by then.
Climate: Italy bans labeling plant-based “food” as “meat”
Italy will ban labeling plant-based "fake meat" products as "meat".
Climate: Declare “emergency” and suspend democracy
Yet another one of these - we really need to end Democracy to save the climate. Yep.
Public health: Remember “contact tracing”?
Covid's contact tracing didn't work either. Surprised?
Climate: Evict indigenous people from their forest lands to protect the climate
In Kenya, indigenous people have been removed from their ancestral lands so carbon offsets can be sold on their forest lands. This is the way?
Climate: Exterminating Arctic beavers will help protect the climate
Beaver dams lead to issues with permafrost and the release of stored methane gas. Must eliminate beavers.