Climate: What Experts Say We Must Do
Have collected together the proposals of what we are to do about climate change. Banning all dogs and cats will be broadly supported. Not.
Climate: Luxury private jet service available for climate conference attendees
The only way to attend a climate conference is to travel in luxury on a private jet. Every time.
Climate: A Thanksgiving family visit is shameful
Per Time Magazine, traveling even a few miles for a Thanksgiving family get together will leave a massive carbon footprint. Shame on you!
Environment, health: Air pollution kills up to 7 million people
Nearly half of estimated air pollution deaths are due to indoor wood and charcoal cooking fires and stoves.
Climate: Must ban having kids
Climate porn: "The Morality of Having Kids in a Burning, Drowning World "
Climate: Will cause the end of Thanksgiving, says ABC
Climate change will kill off Thanksgiving. Of course. Also, CNBC has ended their dedicated climate reporting team.
Climate: You should post on social media when you avoid air travel
Even more reasons we must mostly prohibit flying. It's Science.
Climate: By assigning all the world’s emissions to the 1%, the 1% emit all the world’s carbon emissions!
Oxfam count emission made by companies in which the top 1% have investments, and says all the emissions from those companies are emitted by the top 1%. Brilliant.
Climate: Good to know – Being dead will reduce carbon dioxide in the atmosphere
"But can we help reduce global warming by dying? Probably."
Climate: To stop climate change, we must vandalize public universities
We must vandalize universities to stop climate change. That's how The Science works!
Climate: California to ban diesel locomotives after 2029
California to ban diesel locomotives starting in 2030-2035. Unclear how replacement tech will be available by then.
Climate: Italy bans labeling plant-based “food” as “meat”
Italy will ban labeling plant-based "fake meat" products as "meat".
Climate: Declare “emergency” and suspend democracy
Yet another one of these - we really need to end Democracy to save the climate. Yep.