We tried 200 covid-19 vaccines so you don’t have to!

You just know this is coming – It’s time to start writing future headlines in the absurd style media has adopted as the “new normal” where everything is sensationalized or turned into “gloom and doom”!

  • We tried 200 Covid-19 vaccines so you don’t have to!
  • Study finds this one weird trick could alleviate Covid-19 symptoms
  • I had the Covid-19 vaccine – what was it like?
  • Covid-19 vaccine to increase climate change emissions
  • Do you really need to spend more than $40 on a Covid-19 vaccine?
  • Up to 40 million Americans could be injected by year end-will you be one of them?
  • Covid-19 Vaccines – Hands-On!
  • You won’t believe what Melania said about the new vaccine!
  • History of diversity at Moderna, Pfizer and Johnson & Johnson in light of vaccine release
  • How to pick the right vaccine for you!
  • Confusion reigns over which vaccine to choose
  • A former KGB spy talks disinformation tactics and how this effects the Covid-19 vaccine
  • 7 secrets you should know about the Covid-19 vaccine
  • DHS concerned over “insensitive names” given to some Covid-19 vaccines
  • How a vaccine is changing remote Nunatsiavut
  • Unsolved mysteries of vaccine distribution
  • Bay area to fine people who do not get vaccinated
  • Survey: Tell us what you think of your vaccine?
  • Learn how vaccines are ruining work at home opportunities for the disabled
  • Moderna’s vaccine is here and its named “Sweet Shots Live!”
  • Trump mispronounces name of new vaccine
  • Airlines to ban travelers who refuse vaccine
  • Airports add Covid-19 vaccine sniffer dogs to check travelers
  • J&J to skip U.S. vaccine release and go straight to Netflix distribution
  • Covid-19 vaccine will widen the “digital divide” for students
  • Zoom faces business collapse as millions get vaccinated