Environment: Bloomberg says recycling is a scam
Everything eventually ends up being a scam, it seems.
Climate: LGBTQ+ at greater risk than others due to ClimateCrisis
Lots of studies showing that group X is going to have it worse due to the ClimateCrisis, where X is any group.
Climate: British Weather Service says climate deniers should be banned and treated as racists, and jailed
No censorship, no democracy, just put the authorities in charge. It's Just Science!
Vegan: Fancy chef thinks people would pay $400/meal for vegan sustainability
Eat vegan to virtue signal. Or something.
Retail: Starbucks to reduce interior noise levels
Starbucks will work to reduce noise levels inside their stores, to improve experience and inclusivity. This is good news!
Demographics: A future of loneliness
True. As people grow old, their family support won’t exist.
Climate: Why Washington’s “drought emergency” is not
The real reason for the declaration in 2024 is to funnel money to pet environmental projects.
Climate: We are going to die poor, Real Soon, due to the ClimateCrisis
Recent paper says world's income to drop by 20% by 2050 due to climate. Except the paper is badly flawed.
VR: Teens don’t use their VR headsets
Most teens with access to a VR headset don't use the headset much or at all.
Climate: To stop the ClimateCrisis, must tax wealth
Global wealth tax will stop the climate from changing. It's Just Science.