Climate: We must ban cremation
Time to ban cremation. Bad for the climate. Or perhaps just ban dying?
Climate: Eat Frankenfoods to save the climate
Fake "meat" products are basically a scam to pay more for lab synthesized fake food, rather than stuff that grows naturally.
Climate: To stop climate change, we must block traffic
The way to stop ClimateCrisis is to block traffic, prevent people getting to the hospital. This is the way to get support for your cause. It's Just Science.
Climate: We must ban the Superbowl
So many private jets and aircraft and no where to park them.
Climate hilarity: Red heads to go extinct due to climate change?
Climate change will make red hair extinct. Seriously. It's Just Science, apparently.
Climate: To save the climate, we must stop eating
To save the climate, we need to discourage eating food, ban meat, dairy and rice, fast-food, ultra processed food and food delivery.
Climate: Everywhere is warming up faster than everywhere else
It’s Just Science.
Climate: Stop drinking coffee to save the planet
Ok, didn't say you have to stop drinking coffee but sure implies you need to feel really guilty about it!
Climate: Mass censorship essential to fight climate change
To stop the climate from changing, we must embrace censorship and not question any official statements, conclusions, or recommendations.