Climate: To save the climate, we must adopt global communism
The way to solve the climate crisis is to turn all decision making over to elite technocratic experts who are smarter than everyone else. Trust Science.
Climate: Make Vitamin B-12 deficiency Great Again!
Definitely. Let's make vitamin B-12 deficiency mandatory! Trust Science!
Climate: Ban advertising
Den Haag bans all fossil fuel ads, airline ads and cruise ship ads. Because climate.
Climate: Ban homegrown fruits and vegetables
Only "professionals" should be permitted to grow fruits and vegetables. Home grown is 5 to 8x worse for carbon emissions, say experts.
Climate: Poison meat to end meat consumption, Make smaller people
We should poison the meat supply to end meat consumption, and genetically engineer smaller people. It's Just Science!
Climate: Make Vitamin B-12 Deficiency Great Again!
It’s Just Science, of course. What Would Happen If Everyone Suddenly Stopped Eating Meat? For more on the B-12 issue, see The Accidental Vegetarian – Coldstreams
Climate: We need to ban dairy, milk, ice cream, cheese
It’s all about methane emission: Can Dairy Ever Be Net Zero? – WSJ
Climate: Riding CalTrain emits more carbon than driving in an SUV
California's CalTrain commuter rail service was burning more fuel and emitting more carbon than if passengers had just driven SUVs.
Climate: 96% of climate policies do not work
According to a study, 96% of over 1,500 climate mitigation policies adopted in various countries around the world do not actually work. Just 63 of the policies had a positive…
Climate: Need global digital IDs for all, ration carbon emissions
Assign a global digital ID to each person and use that to ration carbon emissions. It's Just Science and you will be happy.
Economy, Climate: Global socialism will double global GDP and halt climate change
I think that is what they are saying - the solution to climate change, they argue, is a global universal basic income. Which works if you leave out the details.
Climate: Only the elite should be permitted to travel to the Arctic/Antarctic region
It's just Science: only elite and elite artists should be permitted to travel to the Arctic regions.
Climate: # of passenger jets to double over next 20 years
Does this mean we are not banning air travel? Airline fleets to double in new blow to flight-shamers
Climate: Climate change affects those with migraines, worse
Or something: Georgia weather summer 2024: Heat will trigger more migraines, study finds (ajc.com)