Health, Climate: In the future, ideal weight will be mandatory
Goldman Sachs says weight loss drug usage will grow U.S. economy. Not long before achieving an ideal weight is mandatory?
Climate: This is embarrassing
Sophia Kianni doesn't realize how this reflects poorly upon herself.
Climate: “Model” predicts end of ketchup
Climate change means no more ketchup. It's Just Science.
Climate: Dandruff might not be a cause of climate change
Dandruff might not be a source of climate change, but this is "unclear".
Climate: Climate change causes stars to move around sky, sun to set in different place
Climate change is causing the stars to move to different places in the sky, and the sun to set in the wrong place.
Climate: Ban kids
Besides being stuff nosed little disease vectors, kids are terrible for the earth. It's time to ban kids.
Climate: We must ban cremation
Time to ban cremation. Bad for the climate. Or perhaps just ban dying?
Media: Fake news from The Atlantic
The Atlantic runs a piece with the first sentence containing a provable lie. How do these people view themselves?