Climate: Obviously, turbulence has gotten much worse
Lots of noise claiming turbulence has gotten worse. Except not.
Media, Climate: Media soon to run out of adjectives
Nationwide shortage of hysterical adjectives looming, as media changes normal summer temperatures to "lethal temperatures".
Climate: We must destroy famous paintings to prevent Climate Change
Another one - we must destroy the world's art in order to protect the climate. It's Just Science. Duh.
Climate: India hits highest temperature Ever!!!!
The news widely reported India experiencing its highest temperature ever. Except it was due to a faulty gauge. How many will publish a correction?
Climate: To stop climate change, we must “cull the population”
It's Just Science. Trust the Experts.
Climate: Stop using hot water
No more hot showers, hot water laundry loads, or hot water dishwasher usage for you!
Climate: Climate change causes aurora
You knew this, didn’t you? The solution is obvious: The government must either ban coronal mass ejections or put a tax on solar flares. It’s Just Science. Trust the Experts.
Climate: To protect the climate, we must live in the Stone Age
Climate protesters try to break into Tesla Germany factory: Police (cnbc.com) According to the “expert protestors”, EVs are the problem. Or something.
Climate: To save the climate, we must destroy the Magna Carta
Hey, It’s Just Science! Priest, 82, and retired teacher, 85, smash case holding copy of Magna Carta in environmental protest – CBS News This is how we prevent the climate…
Media, Climate: Arizona appoints Chief Heat Officer
Arizona appoints a Chief Heat Office to protect people from the ClimateCrisis. The real problem is an increasing homeless population but whatever.
Climate: Obviously, we need to stop eating meat and eat like “Cavemen”
One study, at one location, in Morocco, concludes ancient peoples ate more plants than originally believed. Therefore, we don't need to eat meat, of course.
Energy: Wind power generation dropped in 2023
Wind power generated in 2023 was less than in 2022. Ooops.
Science: We should censor opposing viewpoints
The editor of Science previously said we must censor opposing viewpoints and perspectives. Because that is how modern science works! It's Just Science!