Climate: Make Vitamin B-12 deficiency great again
The experts will force you to be vitamin B-12 deficient. Trust those experts!
Climate: To save the climate, we must adopt global communism
The way to solve the climate crisis is to turn all decision making over to elite technocratic experts who are smarter than everyone else. Trust Science.
Climate: Make Vitamin B-12 deficiency Great Again!
Definitely. Let's make vitamin B-12 deficiency mandatory! Trust Science!
Climate: Ban advertising
Den Haag bans all fossil fuel ads, airline ads and cruise ship ads. Because climate.
Climate: Ban homegrown fruits and vegetables
Only "professionals" should be permitted to grow fruits and vegetables. Home grown is 5 to 8x worse for carbon emissions, say experts.
Climate: Poison meat to end meat consumption, Make smaller people
We should poison the meat supply to end meat consumption, and genetically engineer smaller people. It's Just Science!
Climate: Make Vitamin B-12 Deficiency Great Again!
It’s Just Science, of course. What Would Happen If Everyone Suddenly Stopped Eating Meat? For more on the B-12 issue, see The Accidental Vegetarian – Coldstreams
Climate: We need to ban dairy, milk, ice cream, cheese
It’s all about methane emission: Can Dairy Ever Be Net Zero? – WSJ