Economy: There are at least two ways to cut costs
More subsidies and price controls is always the answer. And the wrong answer.
Climate: Make Vitamin B-12 deficiency Great Again!
Definitely. Let's make vitamin B-12 deficiency mandatory! Trust Science!
AI: Energy demands of AI, need for more power generation
Tech companies seek to fund power generation for more AI data centers.
Business: Remote work is so last year
Now, for the 20% who get to work remotely, it's an entitlement for coddled affluent professionals.
Climate: Ban advertising
Den Haag bans all fossil fuel ads, airline ads and cruise ship ads. Because climate.
Global: China raises retirement age, but it was quite low
Women could retire at 50 or 55, men at 60 - now both ages will move up.
Education, Demographics: College degrees less important today
The collapse of the college degree.
Climate: Ban homegrown fruits and vegetables
Only "professionals" should be permitted to grow fruits and vegetables. Home grown is 5 to 8x worse for carbon emissions, say experts.
Climate: Poison meat to end meat consumption, Make smaller people
We should poison the meat supply to end meat consumption, and genetically engineer smaller people. It's Just Science!