Climate: Compost dead bodies to save the climate
Soylent Green is real.
Climate: To stop climate change, we must ban pet dogs and cats
The Science is clear: We must ban pet dogs and cats as they are bad for the climate and the environment.
Climate: You must eat plants and highly processed stuff
We've gone from you should get all your nutrients from food to now you must consume manufactured supplements.
Climate: Eat fresh veggies, year-round, but “eat local” only – doesn’t work
Eat local, year-round, and eat lots of fresh fruit and vegetables - for the environment. Except that is not actually possible.
Environment: When “Repair, reuse, recycle” is worse for the environment
Repair, reuse, recycle is supposed to be good for the environment. Except when it isn't - like this example which turns into an environmental disaster.
Climate: Believing in “innovation” means you are a climate denialist
Expert in Renaissance Literature says there can be no skepticism about any aspect of climate theories. It's Just Science. Believing in innovation is a form of denialism.
Climate: Obviously, turbulence has gotten much worse
Lots of noise claiming turbulence has gotten worse. Except not.
Apple: My Macbook Pro is “obsolete”
Apple claims to be eco-friendly but their products are rapidly made obsolete and even unfixable. Apple is lying about their green credentials.
Energy: Wind power generation dropped in 2023
Wind power generated in 2023 was less than in 2022. Ooops.