Climate: To stop the ClimateCrisis, we must adopt “Degrowth Communism”
This isn't a parody: Activist advocates for "degrowth Communism", bans on travel, eating meat, heating, and rule by technocratic elite government officials.
Climate: To save the climate, we must vandalize paintings of national leaders
To protect the climate, or whatever the cause is, we must vandalize and damage official portraits of national leaders. It's Just Science. Duh.
Climate: Obviously, turbulence has gotten much worse
Lots of noise claiming turbulence has gotten worse. Except not.
Media, Climate: Media soon to run out of adjectives
Nationwide shortage of hysterical adjectives looming, as media changes normal summer temperatures to "lethal temperatures".
Climate: We must destroy famous paintings to prevent Climate Change
Another one - we must destroy the world's art in order to protect the climate. It's Just Science. Duh.
Climate: India hits highest temperature Ever!!!!
The news widely reported India experiencing its highest temperature ever. Except it was due to a faulty gauge. How many will publish a correction?
Climate: To stop climate change, we must “cull the population”
It's Just Science. Trust the Experts.
Climate: Stop using hot water
No more hot showers, hot water laundry loads, or hot water dishwasher usage for you!
Climate: Climate change causes aurora
You knew this, didn’t you? The solution is obvious: The government must either ban coronal mass ejections or put a tax on solar flares. It’s Just Science. Trust the Experts.