Hey, it’s just Sciencetm! /satire

This group has an idea to help save the planet: Everyone should go vegan (msn.com)

And yes we must ban all those things:

“Plant-based diets exclude animal-based products and are based on a diet of fruits, vegetables, beans, nuts and whole grains,” she said.

It will be far more efficient for the environment to grow fresh foods in hospitable climates, freeze, package and then ship them thousands of miles to the northern climate communities where growing seasons are just 5 months of year. It’s just Science!

And from Michael Mann, we really just need to move towards a techocratic elite management via Central Committee:

“But we really need larger incentives in the way of climate policy so that the damage caused by climate change is internalized in our economic system, and people have an economic incentive to make climate-friendly choices when it comes to energy, transportation, diet, and all of the activities that contribute to carbon pollution,”

Translation: We need to make normal life super expensive, so economically, you are stuck within 15 minutes of your community (unless you are an elite), eating only vegetables in your cold homes. It’s just Science!

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