{"id":8088,"date":"2019-05-07T03:27:08","date_gmt":"2019-05-07T03:27:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/socialpanic.org\/?p=8088"},"modified":"2019-05-07T03:27:08","modified_gmt":"2019-05-07T03:27:08","slug":"did-this-collision-occur-because-the-driver-was-texting-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/2019\/05\/07\/did-this-collision-occur-because-the-driver-was-texting-no\/","title":{"rendered":"Did this collision occur because the driver was texting? No."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This appeared on Facebook today:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Capture.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8089\" src=\"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Capture.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"454\" height=\"438\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This is from 2005. <a href=\"http:\/\/wafflesatnoon.com\/is-this-corvette-crash-photo-a-result-of-texting-while-driving\/\">The police had no information to suggest the driver was texting<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Corvettes do not have a back seat.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Text for Search Engines<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The driver was still clutching his cell phone in his hand. His head was found in the back seat. Never saw the 18 wheeler on the shoulder of the road. Move along here folks, nothing to see.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You can tell this is an Internet meme that isn&#8217;t true because Corvettes have never had a back seat &#8211; 2 seats in front, that&#8217;s all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8089,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,42,46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8088","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-internet-meme","category-social-media","category-stupidity"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8088","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8088"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8088\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8088"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8088"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8088"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}