{"id":7453,"date":"2018-11-22T21:34:25","date_gmt":"2018-11-22T21:34:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/socialpanic.org\/?p=7453"},"modified":"2018-11-22T21:34:25","modified_gmt":"2018-11-22T21:34:25","slug":"fake-headline-someone-just-made-a-floating-hovercraft-delorean","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/2018\/11\/22\/fake-headline-someone-just-made-a-floating-hovercraft-delorean\/","title":{"rendered":"Fake headline: &#8220;Someone just made a floating hovercraft Delorean&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s the fake headline: <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.esquireme.com\/content\/31206-someone-just-made-a-floating-hovercraft-delorean\">Someone just made a floating hovercraft Delorean &#8211; Esquire Middle East<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Actually, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.linkedin.com\/in\/matt-riese-72408762\">Matt built his hovercraft between 2010 and 2012<\/a> which is hardly &#8220;just made&#8221;. &#8220;Just&#8221; is a word that today&#8217;s modern media <em>just<\/em> uses when they want you to <em>just<\/em> think that something <em>just<\/em> happened, even if it was <em>just<\/em> yesterday or <em>just<\/em> six years ago! This is <em>just<\/em> a form of click-bait.<\/p>\n<p>I have a 14 foot hovercraft and to the best of our knowledge, Matt Riese and I were the only people to have our hovercraft at a solar eclipse viewing in the state of Oregon in August 2017, and probably in the nation. He and his hovercraft were near Prineville, Oregon while I was near Forest Grove, Oregon. <em>Because I was further west than Matt, I did observe the eclipse slightly before he did, making us first to observe the 2017 solar eclipse from a hovercraft \ud83d\ude42<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s the fake headline: Someone just made a floating hovercraft Delorean &#8211; Esquire Middle East.<\/p>\n<p>Matt built his Delorean look-alike hovercraft between 2010 and 2012 which is hardly &#8220;just made&#8221;. He has, however, put it up for sale. We both have hovercraft and we both flew them at solar eclipse viewing events in Oregon in 2017.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39,40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fake-news","category-fictional-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7453"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7453\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}