{"id":21314,"date":"2026-08-06T16:20:33","date_gmt":"2026-08-07T00:20:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/?p=21314"},"modified":"2026-08-07T10:36:18","modified_gmt":"2026-08-07T18:36:18","slug":"media-the-oregonian-goes-full-on-brain-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/2026\/08\/06\/media-the-oregonian-goes-full-on-brain-dead\/","title":{"rendered":"Media: The Oregonian goes full on brain dead"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Click bait from an idiot reporter -&#8220;ISPS to close all locations&#8221; &#8211; because it&#8217;s a Federal holiday that happens every year. DUH!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"985\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-422.png?wsr\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-21315\" srcset=\"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-422.png 985w, https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-422-600x292.png 600w, https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-422-768x374.png 768w, https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-422-554x270.png 554w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 985px) 100vw, 985px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">By&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.oregonlive.com\/staff\/mattdurr\/\">Matt Durr | mattdurr@mlive.com<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Labor Day is fast approaching and with that comes the reminder that mail services will not run on Monday, Sept. 7 in observance of the holiday. The U.S. Postal Service (USPS) and its post offices will be closed that day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Regular mail services will resume on Tuesday, Sept. 8.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Click bait BS. Matt Durr has no meaningful bio online.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Another:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"573\" height=\"127\" src=\"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-423.png?wsr\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-21317\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Am guessing this is a recent decision on their part &#8211; to go for click bait nonsense.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;All US Postal Services locations to close, mail won&#8217;t be delivered&#8221; &#8211; because it&#8217;s a Federal Holiday, duh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[366,355,30,352,39,40,46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-content-mill-crap","category-content-mill-click-bait","category-media-propaganda","category-misinformation","category-fake-news","category-fictional-news","category-stupidity"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21314"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21314\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21320,"href":"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21314\/revisions\/21320"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldstreams.com\/social\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}