Media: CNN’s hilarious attempt at news reporting
The story was so badly reported CNN had to add this:
EDITOR’S NOTE: A previous version of this story included a summary that does not reflect the gravity of the incident, thereby breaching the editorial standards we require for all our reporting. It therefore has been changed.
The hilarious spoofs people are writing on X (with apologies for not having saved links to the original authors):
- ‘300 Japanese pilots enjoyed a beautiful Sunday morning flight over Hawaii. But their lives would drastically change after the President of the United States called the date “infamous”.’
- A group of young Gazans went for a morning hang gliding ride in what could have been a fun October day of outdoor recreation. But their lives would drastically change when a violent massacre broke out after they crossed the Israeli border.
- A Bosnian Serb travelled to Sarajevo to watch the pageantry laid on for the visit of an Archduke and his wife. But his life would drastically change when he was arrested after a pistol went off killing them.
- 19 young men board airplanes anticipating a fall outing with 72 lady friends. But their lives would take a dramatic turn several minutes into their flights. — @CNN staff writers–
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Two Pennsylvania teenagers crossed into New York City Saturday morning for what could’ve been a normal day enjoying the city during abnormally warm weather.
But in less than an hour, their lives would drastically change as the pai would be arrested for throwing homemade bombs during an anti-Muslin protest outside of Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s home. Here’s what we know so far