One cannot make this up:

Beyond Meat Chief Operating Officer Doug Ramsey was arrested Saturday after allegedly biting a man’s nose in an Arkansas parking garage.

Source: Beyond Meat COO Doug Ramsey arrested for allegedly biting man’s nose

Beyond Meat does not want you to eat meat – you should only eat highly manufactured synthetic fake meat products. But eating people – Soylent Green? – is fine!

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Ramsey was previously head of Global Business at McDonald’s so a good guess is he had international experience. Of course. If the allegations are proven, this bio page will undoubtedly be deleted, soon:

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