For the first time in the entire pandemic, the Kinsa Forecast Model (Kinsa, Oregon State University) forecasts falling cases next week in all 50 states.

Epidemiologists are now in full scale panic as the good news has exploded exponentially. They threaten even grander doom and gloom: Lock downs, face masks, travel restrictions will be necessary for the rest of our lives.

Because reasons.

Update: In this graphic it looks like all 50 states but RI is so small its hard to tell there – might not yet be in the falling category so that would make this 49, not 50. But that too is the first time we’ve seen 49 states falling since the Kinsa model went live.

Update: 1 day later it is now definitely falling in all 50 states within a week.